Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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