Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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