Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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