Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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