So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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