So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
