Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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