No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Vodka?
Forever.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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