I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Also, beer. Big fan.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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