I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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