remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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