I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
