they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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