This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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