only if we run a train.
done.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Two words: blizzard sex
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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