i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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