is your mom at the bar?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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