i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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