never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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