But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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