There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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