Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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