Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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