i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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