what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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