I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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