Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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