so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
