Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Drunk walkin through police station. America
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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