Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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