He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
We need to feng shui this bitch.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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