awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
you would pick up someone in the library
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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