that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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