Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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