Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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