I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
it's like iHOP with fire
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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