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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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