i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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