Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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