God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
