did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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