I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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