god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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