One girl and one boy is just not enough.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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