hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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