He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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