The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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