i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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