if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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