marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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