This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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