I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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