What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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