Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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