SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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